No ‘Vacancy’

What is this film, Vacancy?

It is so overtly ripping off Hitchcock it makes me sick. I do wonder what’s on the other line when you call the promo phone number, 1-888-9-Vacancy. Bet it’s just some spooky voice or the audio from the trailer. I won’t even watch this as a home theater review exercise.

And I hear they might re-do The Birds. Oh hell to the nah. Have you ever watched that flick with home theater audio systems? It’s awesome, especially when the birds start attacking the kids. Don’t ruin my memories Hollywood. We need to revolt against these re-makes. It’s one thing to turn a television show into a movie. It’s another to re-do a movie from a classic director. I think Hitchcock would find it hilarious though. All this fuss with these directors trying to elevate their crap script into some sort of masterpiece. They don’t stand a chance.

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